January 2012

Did Winning The U.S. Title Actually Hurt Zack Ryder?

Zack Ryder | Illegal Foreign Object

This past Monday on RAW, Kane laid the wood to social media sensation and former United States Champion, Zack Ryder. The question is, did the beat down signal the end of Ryder’s push as a top star for WWE?

Zack Ryder languished away near the bottom of the WWE roster pecking order for the better of the last few years before going making a massive social media push. Using both Twitter and YouTube, Guerilla style, Ryder began calling WWE out, attracting a cult following thanks largely to his own special brand of humor. As the months went on, the calls for "Long Island Iced Z" grew, eventually forcing WWE’s hand: Ryder got his push.

A Nod to the Jobber

Barry Horowitz | Illegal Foreign Object

If you were a kid who grew up watching pro wrestling in the 80’s, there’s a high probability that you wanted to be Hulk Hogan. He was the biggest name in the industry (still is, as far as Pop Culture goes) and seemed larger than life. If not Hogan, maybe Dusty Rhodes, Ultimate Warrior or Kerry Von Erich was more your cup of tea. Whomever it was you idolized, they likely all had one thing in common: They were a ‘star’.For every Hogan, however, there were countless guys you never gave a second thought. Many of these guys were extremely talented in their own right, but perhaps due to bad luck, wrong place/wrong time, bad body, poor promo, or a lack of the ever-elusive “it”, found themselves relegated to a life of staring straight up at the ceilings of every VFW, armory, theater and arena all across the nation, 3 seconds at a time.

Why Don’t ‘Finishers’ Finish Matches Anymore?

Ronnie Garvin & Ric Flair | Illegal Foreign Object

One of my biggest complaints about professional wrestling today has nothing to do with John Cena, WWE’s PG rating, and even less to do with the sometimes disorganized feel to wrestling storylines. No, the biggest bitch I pitch when watching pro wrestling today is in regards to the death of the finisher. To the uninitiated, a ‘finisher’ is a move a wrestler uses to close out his match, something to secure him a sure victory. It’s called a ‘finisher’ for a reason, because it’s supposed to finish the damn match.

The Devolution of the Wrestling Manager

Bobby Heenan | Illegal Foreign Object

When used properly, a pro wrestling manager can be one of the biggest draws in the business. For whatever reason, this indisputable fact has been lost on much of today’s wrestling world. Whether it’s budget issues, talent issues, or some other factors at play, the wrestling manager is little used, and when employed, rarely worked to maximum potential.

There was a time when some of the very best entertainers in the business were managers. Throughout the 70’s and 80’s, some of the top managers in the history of the industry could be seen on television each week. each with their own unique style. Whether it was Capt. Lou Albano’s over-the-top ramblings, Jim Cornette’s rich brat gimmick, or James J. Dillon’s professional, suit and tie approach, the overwhelming majority of managers employed by the larger territories during that time all had one thing in common: they all drew money for their respective Promotions.

Lesnar Will Be Forever Misunderstood

Brock Lesnar | Illegal Foreign Object

I, like millions of other people watched a few nights ago as Brock Lesnar made his return to the UFC Octagon against one of the most polished heavyweights the division has ever know, Alistair Overeem. Popular opinion seemed to be virtually split down the middle as to who would win the match, but I think that more based on hope than belief. I hoped Lesnar would win, but I didn’t believe he had a chance in hell. From what I saw two nights ago, I’m not altogether certain Brock believed he could win either.

After spending the last couple of years fighting against his own body, Lesnar was finally forced to accept reality. The diverticulitis which nearly ended his life back in 2009, which forced him to have major abdomen surgery, which robbed him of both strength and energy, had finally scored the knockout.