May 2012

Regression Through Expression: How Santino Marella Killed The United States Championship

A few months ago I did an article on Cody Rhodes and how, thanks to his growth as a performer, he’s made the Intercontinental Title matter again. Despite no longer wearing the title, it looks fine around the waist of Christian, and a feud between the two men should result in some fantastic matches. The Intercontinental Championship matters once again, and considering the history of title, that’s a very positive thing. One cannot currently say the same thing about the United States Title.

Let me first start off by saying that I believe Santino Marella is a fantastic performer, and prior to his winning the title, was one of my favorite guys on the WWE roster. He’s consistently hilarious, solid in the ring, and cuts a mean promo. While I’m not a fan of overdoing comedy in pro wrestling, I do believe there’s a time and place for it, and Santino makes for wonderful comic relief. That said, he has no business whatsoever wearing the United States Title.

Could A Modern Day Rock 'N' Wrestling Cartoon Help TNA Bring In The Important Kid Demographic?

There is no doubt the WWE panders to a younger demographic. I respect the hell out of John Cena, but he’s the biggest star in the business, not only because of his tireless work ethic and positive attitude, but because WWE can market him as a safe option for kids. There’s certainly nothing at all wrong with that, as they did the very same thing with Hulk Hogan in the 80’s, becoming a global juggernaut in the process. It was during Hogan’s run that merchandising became a focal point for Vince McMahon & Co., and untold millions were made off an assortment of ‘kid friendly’ items. Everything from action figures to sleeping bags, lunch boxes to yes, ice cream bars, were marketed specifically to kids, and we ate it up, doing whatever we could to get that Ultimate Warrior satin jacket or Randy Savage stuffed ‘wrestling buddy’. I know I did an awful lot of yard mowing and cleaning up of my room to save the money needed to purchase those old LJN action figures.

Elijah Burke: Burial Of A Wrestling Pope

If you follow my Twitter feed at all, it likely hasn’t taken you long to realize I’m a pretty big fan of Elijah Burke, aka The Pope, D’Angelo Dinero. His departure from the WWE, after what I considered a massive waste of talent on the part of the organization, drove me crazy. As such, I was thrilled when he debuted for TNA in 2009, figuring they’d seen how not to use him, and would not make the same mistakes. How wrong I was...

What's Become Of The Pro Wrestling Monster?

I’ve been a wrestling fan for more than 25 years. To this day, even after having watched thousands of matches, I still feel exhilaration, happiness, sadness, hatred, even confusion when watching a wrestling show. One thing I no longer feel, however, is fear.